You don't want to know about my life - well, since you insisted upon reading beyond the dash, here it is: I murdered my husband after I found him in a compromising situation with my sister. After my performance at the Onyx club I was arrested for double homicide, and once in jail I began to - oh, wait. That's Chicago. I still live with my Mom.

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Who are you to ask about such things? Honestly. Penicillin will clear them right up, anyway.